George Carlin

Thanks for all you gave us, including but not limited to The Seven Words: shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.

My Smart Car 2

Just what is my Smart Car's mileage? Let's see as I fill it for the first time.

My Smart Car

My Smart Car: how small is it?



visit: MySpace.com/MySmartCar

I got a Smart Car! I got a Smart Car!

My new Smart Car ForTwo! Black on black on black on Friday the 13th no less!!

Fill 'er up? Git out yer wallet!

Thanks for nothing George. And your stupid war too. How about an energy policy that works? Oh, I forgot. You're from Texas, an oil producing state. You hang with the Saudis. You're not on our side. That's why I didn't vote for you. Asshole...

Then there's hypermilers. If they can get 40, 50, 60 mpg, why can't Detroit make cars that do right off the lot?

Where do I sign up for a iPhone 3G?

Do I have to camp out in front of the Apple store in order to get an iPhone 3G? I want the 16GB and I'm willing to drop T-Mobile to get it.

Big Man (Elbert Howard) & new Black Panther website

Big Man has his own website now! Read about the history of the Black Panthers as told by one of it's elders.

Elbert Howard is one of the six original Black Panthers, was Deputy Minister of Information, a member of the Central Committee and the International Solidarity Committee, and the BPP newspaper's first editor.

Fasion Minivan Sited!

Power to the People!

Every time I see this billboard it makes me mad. Honda co-opting the Black Panther Party.

Huey must be turning over in his grave.

Scientology is still a dangerous cult!

There, I said it. Scientology is a cult.

Damn Brits...

"Fortune Cookie Oracle part 2' now on YouTub

"Fortune Cookie Oracle" YouTube video

"Fortune Cookie Oracle", a message to our sisters & brothers in China about Tibet.

I finally got a MySpace page I'm not ashamed of

A MySpace page. Everyone has one. I did too but it was lame. L-A-M-E lame. That is until I bribed my 13 yr old son to spiff it up. And he did.

Behold!

Barcode Tattoos (in context)

Barcode tattoos are perhaps better left unseen. At least in this case. You can still get 3 barcode tattoos for a dollar. Not to mention all the other stuff that gets thrown in the envelope too!

Still not conviced?

Scanning Miranda

West Seattle Junction graffiti

Grand Theft Auto IV. What else is there today?

Today is April 29, 2008 and that means only one thing: Grand Theft Auto IV.

New Free Ringtones & Cell Phone Wallpaper

So which do you want? Free cell phone wallpaper photos you can download or lots of custom Windows sounds you can download for free?

The best part is you don't have to choose, you can have both!

Mosquito Ringtone on CNN.com

Looks like CNN discovered the mosquito ringtone. Or at least a device called "The Mosquito".

You know, kids find the high pitch sound annoying and adults can't hear high frequencies. Me? I make Mosquito Ringtone available as a free MP3 download.

Download free custom Windows sounds

Tired of your current Windows startup sound? Want a better default beep than what Redmond gives you? Is there someone you want to play a prank or two on? What you need are free Windows sound files.

That's right. Free WAV files to replace the lame-o sh*t Microsoft ships. Listen to them all and download the ones you want. There's plenty for everyone so no pushing or shoving.

DIY Altoids Prayer Wheels

DIY Tibetan prayer wheel made from an Altoids tin. Hey, I'm a Buddhist and a nerd. Put the two together and you get...

Fitting that I finished this today: I heard HHDL as part of Seeds of Compassion. Secular but still the Dalai Lama.