Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Logorama, the movie

I watch a lot of movies. Tons in fact. So it takes a fair amount to impress me.

Logorama knocked my socks off. It's only 16 minutes and if you're reading this, you're obviously wasting time. Do yourself a favor and watch "Logorama". Y'all can thank me later.

Time to Launch That Cyberattack Kiddies!

Pop quiz: when's the best time to launch a cyberattack on the US of A? When the guv'ment runs an attack drill

Sorta like War of the Worlds or better yet Buckaroo Bonzai. Use the planned simulated attack as the cover for your very own real attack.

Of course if some *sshole does this the FBI/NSA swat team will be landing that black helicopter on my roof...

Tuesday, February 09, 2010

The Key to Sarah Pailin's Popularity

Now I get it. Pailin's popularity is proof that most people don't like those smarter than they are.

Intelligence intimidates.

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Apple Pi

When I get stressed I often make an apple pi(e). I get the best results from mixing 3 or more varieties of apples together. Both cornstarch and flour as thickeners.

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Giant Squid Caught in California

What's this I hear about giant squid fishing in California? 60 pound squid and bigger??

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

China Objects To Obama Meeting the Dalai Lama

His Holiness the Dalai Lama will be in the US in Feb and May. China has warned Obama about the consequences if he meets the Dalai Lama.

To quote Zhu Weiqun,  "We will take corresponding action to make relevant countries see their mistakes."

Nigga, please. Fuck you. What possible threat do you see in a 74 yr old monk? Probably the most beloved man on the planet. Mr. Love and Compassion himself.

Let me hazard a guess: acknowledging and embracing the Dalai Lama is tantamount to admitting your failures not only in Tibet but to your very core.

Cowards...