Sunday, July 09, 2006

Clyde sez I'm jealous

It all starts with this video

The Top 10 Reaons Why This Video Makes Me Nuts

10.) at first, seeing the Kellog's logo put me at ease. it was all downhill from there.

9.) even though i can't understand japanese, hearing the guy's inflection gives me goose bumps

8.) at least i *hope* they're goose bumps

7.) obviously some folks have waaaaay too much time on their hands

6.) is this the first take or how often did they have to repeat this sucker?

5.) are you SURE the japs don't have The Bomb? cuz if they do, the west coast is fucked. seriously fucked.

4.) shouldn't someone check just to be sure? like with geiger counters and shit?

3.) HEY, i swear i saw clyde's hand in there somewhere. here, watch it again in slow mo...

2.) and the schmucks who did this wonder why their wives left them. six months ago. and none of them have noticed yet.

1.) excuse me but didn't the japanese INVENT the microwave? what up wit dat dawg????