Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Sarah Palin is a bitch!

I just watched Sarah Palin's speech at the Republican National Convention. What a petty, snarky bitch!

Negative mudslinging, name calling, jeering, and uneducated. While Obama is uplifting and enlightening, Palin talks down to her audience. No, wait. She talks across to them. She's one of them.

Yes, I'm an effete snob for peace. Yes, I'm an eco greenie vegetarian. Yes, I'm an unabashed radical in this day and age.

She ain't my candidate. She ain't talking to me. She's talking about me.

I'm honored.